Thursday, February 5, 2009

'My Bloody Valentine' a bloody good time





"My Bloody Valentine 3D" (★ ★ ★ four-star rated R for violence, nudity and language) back to the days of yesteryear entertainingly fear. There is no way to see this string of brutal attacks without seeing the absurdity of it all. Mix of top quality 3D and the film not only pays homage to the original 1981, but until that starts about 1000 notches. Fans of the genre will recognize the family plot. An isolated community, including maids and Megan Sarah (Jaime King and Megan Boone, pictured) becomes the target of a murderer called the Miner.

Chops his way through young and old, while the local police appear just in time to stop the bad jokes about the victims. The Miner is a crazy pick-swinging maniac did to be the sole survivor of a mining accident. Apparently, the mining was stopped after his first killing, but 10 years later back to its old habits. The question is whether the original Miner is back again, or someone is continuing the tradition. This type of horror film has never been about great acting, storytelling or even a serious plot. These movies work if violence makes you laugh and cry at the same time, "My Bloody Valentine 3D" means that in spades. In fact, it does so with a beak.

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